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No recipe today, dear reader. Just a little story to put a chuckle in your heart and a smile on your face. Because it’s Mothers Day soon, and I know you like to giggle on Mothers Day, don’t you?
I thought so.
Me too.
Last month I gave the key note address at The CEU Women’s Conference. My Mom and sisters traveled down to the college with me, and boy did we have a fun time. (After the address, that is.) I was in worry, worry oh my heck why did I say I would do this mode, until it was all said and done. Literally. The topic I spoke on was Making Life An Adventure. I finished my talk off with the story I am about to share with you.
They liked it.
I thought you might enjoy it, too.
Try to still love me after you read it, okay?
Here. It is. In all it’s glory.
“Hello there. I’m wondering if you have any really small life jackets.”
To which she said…
Nothing.
She just stared at me.
I thought maybe she didn’t hear me, and so I ever so politely said.
“Do you have any small life jackets?”
This time she just looked around, refusing to even make eye contact with me! What is up with her, I thought.
Then she just walked away.
Holy cowgirl!She just totally ignored me. This. Is very strange.
At which point my sister in law came up to me and said…
“Um. Jamie.”
“Yeah?”
“You. Are totally wearing your bra.”
And I was.
I totally WA-HUZ!!!!! I had on my big white bra over the top of my big hefty purple swimming suit, dear reader. I WAS WEARING MY BRA IN PUBLIC!!
Because I am so sophisticated and well organized, as I previously mentioned.
Now, you may be wondering what a girl knee deep in a pool who had just realized her embarrassing situation might do next, aren’t you? Well, what could I do…but parade myself back to the bank of lockers, remove the big white bra and toss the old girl inside with my other things.
And then hide in the corner in shame.
Cry a little.
Put a paper bag over my head.
I didn’t do any of those things, because I had small children in the pool…remember?
And it’s my life goal to be a really organized, really classy mother. Which I totally am, as you can tell by this story.
So, I just got in the pool and played with my kids.
And laughed with my sisters.
Because during times like these…that’s all there is left to do.
Happy Mother’s Day, to all of you moms out there. Thanks for joining me today! 🙂 See you back here soon, more fabulous recipes lay in wait just for you and your pretty white bra. Please wear it under your clothing at all times, is the very important lesson I would like to leave with you at this time.
The end.
I just peed my pants…thanks alot!
Oh now this made me laugh out loud! I could really see this happening to me. My husband calls me Lucy. Thanks for the great story and great laugh. Happy Mother's Day to you also.
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Laughed OUT LOUD!! Thank you for being real 🙂
My favorite thing to share is a laugh… thanks for sharing!
You totally crack me up with our stories. You make me laugh when I need it most…and your recipes are absolutely wonderful. I love your blog
Best. Story. Ever. 😀 Happy Mothers Day!!!!
I'm seriously laughing so hard at this! Happy mother's day!
My husband was awakened this morning at 6:30 a.m. with me laughing my head off and tears rolling down my face. While I only wake up in a cold sweat from a nightmare such as this, you, on the other hand, have lived live my dream. I. Loved. This. You are an amazing woman. Thank you for such a great blog.!!!
Oh my heck, I love this story! Because with 2 small children myself I could totally see my self in that situation! You are so great thanks for sharing 🙂
Great story Jamie ~ I think we all have those “I can't believe I did that” moments. I came home one day to discover I had stickers all up the back side of my jeans, on my left leg.