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Thanksgiving will be comin’ round the mountain in just a few days now you know, folks. I just can’t wait. It’s always such an enjoyable day. I love enjoyable days. Days spent eating delicious food, and visiting with wonderful family members. Looking forward to it!
Today for me, was one of “those” days. You know about them, don’t you? Not the really enjoyable kind. The kind you just try and plow through while you wonder how many things are going to go wrong!
A few months ago my cute TeenNephewJayDee told me, “Aunt Jamie, everything you cook is like perfect, and everybody like LOVES everything you make because it is like ALWAYS so good.”
Wow. What a cute and thoughtful boy. I wonder what he would think if he were to have witnessed the “like”perfection going on in my kitchen this morning.
This morning my goal was to make and photo this fabulous Cranberry Cream Cheese Dip….just for you all.
Ten minutes into the project, I had burned both of my hands on some hot and fiery jalapeno pepper seeds.
Then….I filled my blender up with cranberries. (While running to the sink every 30 seconds to pour water over my burned hands) Trying to get the cranberries to break up in the bottom of the blender, I stuck a wooden spoon down into the cranberries and chopped the thing to bits. At this point I spent a good 5 minutes contemplating the pros and cons of inflicting wood poisoning on my family. My blender can grind things up pretty fine you know.
Then…. I poured the CranberryWoodChipDelight down the disposal.
My sink wasn’t that impressed with the concoction and chose to get all clogged, and plunger needy. Nice.
Right at that same moment…. another form of plumbing…. in a separate room…..(white porcelain piece of work with a lid) got all plunger needy. Don’t hold that picture in your mind for too long…this is a food blog you know.
It was a plunger happy, hands on fire, wood chips in my teeth kind of morning. And right on a day I was going to not drink any Diet Coke, too. Let me just say, Diet Coke doesn’t taste that great if you’ve got wood chips in your teeth. Perfect. Just perfect.
But lucky for us….this Cranberry Cream Cheese Dip is super fabulous! My TeenNephewJayDee would give it the “like” perfect thumbs up. It’s got a little bit of a spicy kick to it. If spicy-kick isn’t your cup of tea, no worries. Just leave the jalapeno out. Then you would also most definitely not burn your hands with it’s venomous seeds. Double bonus!
1. Put your cranberries in a food processor. I used my mini chopper (one batch of CranberryWoodChipDelight was enough for me. The blender and I aren’t speaking to each other at this point….) You could also, just chop them up.
2. Chop up your green onion, cilantro, and jalapeno pepper into small pieces. Careful of the seeds now. Throw on a pair of rubber gloves or something, please. The seeds are the hot part of the pepper. If you don’t like a lot of heat on the old pallet, just leave the jalapeno out.
3. Add all ingredients (but the cream cheese and the wheat thins) into a bowl. Mix them all together, cover and store in the fridge for at least 4 hours. The sugar needs some time to soak in to the cranberries and break up their bitter taste.
4. When you are ready to serve, place your cream cheese bricks on a plate.
5. Spread the cream cheese out as evenly as you can.
6. Pour your cranberry mixture over the cream cheese.
7. Spread it all around.
8. Serve immediately with Wheat Thins, Ritz Crackers or Tortilla Chips.
1. Put your cranberries in a food processor. I used my mini chopper. You could also, just chop them up.
2. Chop up your green onion, cilantro, and jalapeno pepper into small pieces. Careful of the seeds now. Throw on a pair of rubber gloves or something, please. The seeds are the hot part of the pepper. If you don't like a lot of heat on the old pallet, just leave the jalapeno out.
3. Add all ingredients (but the cream cheese and the wheat thins) into a bowl. Mix them all together, cover and store in the fridge for at least 4 hours. The sugar needs some time to soak in to the cranberries and break up their bitter taste.
4. When you are ready to serve, place your cream cheese bricks on a plate.
5. Spread the cream cheese out as evenly as you can.
6. Pour your cranberry mixture over the cream cheese.
7. Spread it all around.
8. Serve immediately with Wheat Thins, Ritz Crackers or Tortilla Chips.
Hi Jamie- I've made this twice in the past few days and while it is absolutely delicious it gets really juicy and when i scoop some all of the juice fills where i just took some of the dip from. Do you have any idea why this is?
I made this dip for Thanksgiving the other day. I had a lot of compliments. Thanks for posting it. I love your page and look forward to all of your recipes! Thank You again!! Dawn
I made this for Thanksgiving and it was a HUGE hit. So tasty! You did lose some of that bite from the jalapeno if you let if marinate together overnight, but it was still very good. I may use two jalapeno's next time … having that extra kick right after it was all blended together was very tasty! [Also, I just threw everything in the food processor together at once, and it turned out great. I just put the sugar after I emptied it all into a bowl]
Made this for the fam on Thanksgiving! Everyone ate it up within minutes, LITERALLY! However, I did 1/2 creme cheese and 1/2 sour cream, and only 3/4 cups of sugar to make it more tart. Turned out splendid! Thanks for this recipie!
Heya i’m for the primary time here. I found this board and I to find It rllaey helpful & it helped me out a lot. I’m hoping to offer something back and help others like you helped me.
This is amazing! I did use lime instead of lemon, but everything else the same. I think it should sit longer than four hours, over night would be best as it gives the flavors more time to blend together. LOVE IT!
I couldn't find fresh cranberries anywhere at the grocery store, but I was able to find the dried ones. So I soaked the dred cranberries in lukewarm water for 20 minutes, drained them very well, reduced the sugar to a 1/2 cup (I like tart) and followed your directions from there. It was awesome. My family gives this a double thumbs up!
Hi Jamie- I've made this twice in the past few days and while it is absolutely delicious it gets really juicy and when i scoop some all of the juice fills where i just took some of the dip from. Do you have any idea why this is?
I made this dip for Thanksgiving the other day. I had a lot of compliments. Thanks for posting it. I love your page and look forward to all of your recipes! Thank You again!!
Dawn
I made this for Thanksgiving and it was a HUGE hit. So tasty! You did lose some of that bite from the jalapeno if you let if marinate together overnight, but it was still very good. I may use two jalapeno's next time … having that extra kick right after it was all blended together was very tasty! [Also, I just threw everything in the food processor together at once, and it turned out great. I just put the sugar after I emptied it all into a bowl]
Made this for the fam on Thanksgiving! Everyone ate it up within minutes, LITERALLY! However, I did 1/2 creme cheese and 1/2 sour cream, and only 3/4 cups of sugar to make it more tart. Turned out splendid! Thanks for this recipie!
This was served at Friend's TG dinner and we scarfed it up. Can't wait to make it myself. What a fabulous recipe!
Heya i’m for the primary time here. I found this board and I to find It rllaey helpful & it helped me out a lot. I’m hoping to offer something back and help others like you helped me.
I made this for Thanksgiving appetizers and it was the biggest hit and has been requested for our holiday party this weekend! THANK YOU!
Hahahaha!! I can attest to the reaction at Jill's house. I am responsible for scarfing at least half of it!
This is amazing! I did use lime instead of lemon, but everything else the same. I think it should sit longer than four hours, over night would be best as it gives the flavors more time to blend together. LOVE IT!
I couldn't find fresh cranberries anywhere at the grocery store, but I was able to find the dried ones. So I soaked the dred cranberries in lukewarm water for 20 minutes, drained them very well, reduced the sugar to a 1/2 cup (I like tart) and followed your directions from there. It was awesome. My family gives this a double thumbs up!
“palate” not “pallet.”. A food writer should first be a writer.